Revisiting the Iconic Slasher: A Zoomer's Take on "Friday the 13th"

In a world where horror movies have evolved and thrilled audiences for decades, one classic stands out as a true icon of the genre: "Friday the 13th." As The Gabber's youngest Zoomer takes on the task of reviewing this 1980 slasher, we're in for a fresh perspective that promises to both entertain and enlighten.

Unraveling the Thrills and Chills of a Cult Classic

A Cursed Camp and a Killer's Backstory

The story of "Friday the 13th" is one that has captivated audiences for generations. Directed by Sean S. Cunningham and written by Victor Miller, the film follows the chilling tale of a young boy named Jason Voorhees, who drowned at the infamous "Camp Crystal Lake" in New Jersey during the 1950s. Years later, a group of unsuspecting camp counselors reopen the cursed summer camp, only to face a series of gruesome murders on the fateful Friday the 13th.

Zoomer Perspectives: Critiquing the Characters and Campiness

As our Zoomer reviewer delves into the film, they offer a fresh and often humorous take on the characters and their actions. The counselors, described as "idiots" who are "totally unfit to even be at the camp in the first place," elicit little sympathy from the reviewer. The lack of "playfulness" and "cinema" in the film's execution is also noted, leaving the reviewer feeling underwhelmed by the overall experience.

Iconic Moments and Memorable Performances

Despite the reviewer's critical assessment, they do acknowledge the film's iconic moments and memorable performances. The appearance of Kevin Bacon, the "strip Monopoly" scene, and the "terrible" scream of Marcie (Jeannine Taylor) are all highlighted as standout moments. The reviewer also finds amusement in the "ludicrous amount of squealing, freeze frames, a biblical amount of rain, and comically bad fighting choreography."

Appreciating the Technical Aspects

While the reviewer may not have been fully invested in the characters or the overall narrative, they do appreciate the technical aspects of the film. The use of handheld shots and the "point-of-view" shots are praised for their ability to create a sense of unease and rawness. The iconic "chh chh chh chh, ahh ahh ahh ahh" sound is also recognized as a creepy and memorable element of the film's soundscape.

A Humorous Perspective on a Horror Classic

Ultimately, the reviewer's take on "Friday the 13th" is one of a humorous and somewhat detached appreciation. While they may not have found the film particularly scary or compelling, they acknowledge its status as a horror classic and are willing to revisit it for the sake of a good laugh. The reviewer's Zoomer perspective offers a unique and entertaining lens through which to view this iconic slasher film.