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"Five 'Masterpiece' Movies That Are Actually Quite Terrible"
2024-12-06
There's a common dilemma in the world of cinema - when someone raves about a movie you can't stand. It's a situation that often leaves us questioning our own taste. But what if some of these highly acclaimed films are actually not as great as they seem? In this article, we take a closer look at five movies that are hailed as masterpieces but, in our opinion, fall short.
Unmasking the Overrated: Five Cinema Classics Exposed
Blow Up (Michelangelo Antonioni, 1966)
Michelangelo Antonioni is a renowned director, and his works like The Passenger and La Notte are truly remarkable. However, his 1966 film Blow Up leaves much to be desired. That fateful night when faced with a choice between watching this and Pitch Perfect 2, we now realize that the latter would have been a more stimulating experience. Blow Up follows a photographer in '60s London who stumbles upon a death in his photos, shaking his life. But beneath the surface, there is little to dissect. The slowness of the film offers only superficial fluff and no real substance. While it touches on themes of voyeurism and the artist's relationship with their work, it feels hollow and convoluted. Perhaps a rewatch would reveal more, but for now, our memories of this film are as lifeless as the ones in the movie.Another aspect that disappoints is the lack of depth. Antonioni's attempt to explore these themes seems half-hearted, leaving us craving for more. It's a film that fails to engage on a deeper level and instead remains a photograph-like experience.Inception (Christopher Nolan, 2010)
Christopher Nolan is a master of creating visually stunning and intellectually challenging films. But even his work has its flaws, as seen in Inception. The hype surrounding this movie was immense, and we expected something truly extraordinary. However, upon watching it, we were left with a sense of disappointment.Many critics have pointed out the lack of emotional depth in Nolan's characters, and this is particularly evident in Inception. The thief who infiltrates people's dreams and steals their secrets lacks a real personality. We don't care about the mission's consequences because we don't know enough about the characters. Nolan's attempt to add depth through the 'dead wife' narrative falls flat as we know very little about this woman and her appearances in the film are limited.The focus on logistics and action becomes repetitive and boring as the same challenge is repeated over and over again. The score, which is meant to emotionally manipulate us, only serves to highlight the lack of substance. In comparison, even Animal Crossing games offer more stress and excitement.Annie Hall (Woody Allen, 1977)
Annie Hall is one of Woody Allen's most famous films, but it's a piece of trash that leaves us baffled. The film is supposed to be a comedy about a comedian falling in love with a 'ditsy' woman, which is often a code for an easy-to-control character. Annie Hall seems to be one of the earliest examples of a 'manic pixie dream girl'.Woody Allen's self-indulgence is evident throughout the film as he takes on the role of an insufferable, egotistical lover boy. The narrative is confused and convoluted, and the fact that it's considered a masterpiece is beyond comprehension. There are a few mildly entertaining moments, like the subtitles revealing hidden meanings and Jeff Goldblum's appearance, but overall, it's a chore to watch. Allen's sense of entitlement and superiority are off-putting, and his attempts at self-deprecating humor fall flat.2046 (Wong Kar-wai, 2004)
Wong Kar-wai's work is known for its tonal beauty and poetic quality, but 2046 didn't quite resonate with us. As a follow-up to In The Mood for Love, we were eager to see how he would expand on its themes in a futuristic setting. But the result was underwhelming.The story focuses on a writer mourning a lost love and weaving between two narratives. While the visual language is unique and uses images to convey emotion, it doesn't work for us as someone who thrives on dialogue. The film feels more like a collection of beautiful images than a cohesive narrative. There is a lack of words and a dominance of silence, which doesn't suit our storytelling preferences.However, we can understand why some people love this film. Its use of visual language is innovative and creates a cumulative effect. But for us, it remains a beautiful montage that doesn't touch our hearts.Mishima: A Life in Four Chapters (Paul Schrader, 1985)
Paul Schrader's film Mishima: A Life in Four Chapters is a disappointment. The fictional retelling of Yukio Mishima's life through the dramatization of his novels feels forced and disjointed. The use of different colours to distinguish the four parts of the story seems like a gimmick rather than a meaningful artistic choice.The narrative is confusing and lacks a sense of connection. Each story is fleeting and surrealistic, leaving us with no time to feel anything before being pushed into the next. We end up learning more about the director's cinematographer than the man the biopic is supposed to be about. When you're already feeling unwell, a Schrader film only makes it worse.In conclusion, these five movies that are often praised as masterpieces may not live up to their hype. Each one has its flaws and fails to engage us on a deeper level. It's important to question the popular opinion and explore films with a critical eye.